“And that is my view about God”

(Source: 3swallows)

The whole wide world of ear-related humour, and you go for “I’m holey”?

(Source: ronweasle)

(Source: karengillandaily)

HP scenery : Goblet of Fire

(Source: pondicu-s)

The Doctor has a secret he will take to his grave. And it is discovered.

(Source: roserory)

(Source: stilesky)

haffalump:

literature meme ∙ prose ∙ the bell jar (sylvia plath)

“I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn’t quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.”

bookmania:

“I love her and that is the beginning and end of everything.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald (Art by by Imkellycummings)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(Source: tedfuckingmosby)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again